My friend, Josie made up this song about gross things, And I was the first friend of hers to memorize the song. Here is the funny, but gross song.
Greasy grimey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Chopped up little birdie feet,
French fry eyeballs,
Swimming in a pool of blood,
And
I
forgot
my
spoon,
Slurp, slurp.
(Hope you like it, Josie.)